Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a eight tiny reindeer and 10 lords a-leaping?

Eight tiny reindeer have precisely 32 sharp hooves and 16 sets of
antlers. 10 lords a-leaping might have some dueling pistols. So I
guess the thing you have to ask is how big is the arena? Advantage
lords if they have enough range. Advantage reindeer if they're close
enough to toss some hooves and antlers around.

Then you have to take into account that the fat man will probably be
dropping some damage from the side lines, waking up the lords the
night before since he knows when you're sleeping and can ninja into
your house through your chimney. We all know that lords have chimneys.

I'd have to give this fight to the reindeer.

MIHRSOU alert

Thursday, December 24, 2009 The Manitoba Integrated High Risk Sex Offender Unit (MIHRSOU) is a joint forces unit of the Winnipeg Police Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. MIHRSOU today provides information regarding Gregory William TOTTLE, 64 years of age, a convicted sex offender who is considered a HIGH RISK to become involved in further sexual offences.   TOTTLE was released from Stony Mountain Institution on December 24, 2009, after serving a 2 year 1 month sentence for Sexual Interference. He is expected to take up residence in Winnipeg.   TOTTLE has a previous conviction for Sexual Assault. Although TOTTLE participated in some sex offender treatment programs while in prison, he is still considered a HIGH RISK to re-offend. Females under 18 years of age are at risk.       Community Notification This information is provided to enable members of the public to take suitable measures to protect themselves. Any form of vigilante activity or other unreasonable conduct directed at Mr. TOTTLE will not be tolerated.       Name: Gregory William TOTTLE       DOB:                     1945-11-18   Height:                    173 cm (5' 8 ") Weight:                  76 kg (167 lbs)   Hair:                      Grey Eyes:                     Brown   Race:                    Caucasian   Distinguishing marks: None   IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT TOTTLE AND WISH TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO A POLICE OFFICER, PLEASE CALL THE MANITOBA INTEGRATED HIGH RISK SEX OFFENDER UNIT (MIHRSOU) AT (204) 984-1888.   Background information:   Gregory William TOTTLE is a 64 year old male with a criminal record for sexual offences against children.   In 1985, TOTTLE was convicted of a Sexual Assault against a 10 year old girl. More recently, he committed a series of sexual acts against a young child who was related to him. The victim was two years old when the offence commenced and four years old when it ended. On November 28, 2007, TOTTLE was sentenced to 25 months for Sexual Interference in relation to those acts. He had served 11 months in custody prior to being sentenced.    On December 24, 2009, he will be released from prison and is expected to take up residence in Winnipeg.   TOTTLE has participated in some sex offender treatment programs while in custody. However, he is still considered a HIGH RISK to re-offend. Females under the age of 18 years are at risk of sexual violence.    This information will be displayed on the Manitoba Justice Sex Offender Website:   www.gov.mb.ca/justice/notification.   ______________________________________________________________________ This information is provided to enable members of the public to take suitable measures to protect themselves. Any form of vigilante activity or other unreasonable conduct directed at Gregory William TOTTLE will not be tolerated.   If you have information about Mr. TOTTLE and wish to speak directly to a police officer, please call the Manitoba Integrated High Risk Sex Offender Unit (MIHRSOU) at (204)984-1888.   For further information contact either: Constable Jacqueline Chaput, Public Information Officer Constable Jason Michalyshen, Public Information Officer Office: (204)986-3061 Fax: (204) 986-3267 Email: WPS-PIO@Winnipeg.ca   Web: www.winnipeg.ca/Police To unsubscribe from any Winnipeg Police Service email news - unsubscribe To unsubscribe from all City of Winnipeg email news - unsubscribe Please do not reply to this message. This e-mail was sent from a notification-only address that cannot accept incoming e-mail. Replies are not monitored. Privacy Statement: The City of Winnipeg values your privacy. We do not sell or share your personal information with third parties. You are receiving this email because you have confirmed your subscription to an opt-in email list offered on a City of Winnipeg Web Site. From time to time, the City of Winnipeg may include additional messages of interest to subscribers. You may unsubscribe or change your subscription options at any time by going to http://www.winnipeg.ca/wpgmail Our mailing address is: Corporate Web Manager, The City of Winnipeg, 510 Main Street, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, R3B 1B9.

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