Thursday, December 24, 2009

Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a eight tiny reindeer and 10 lords a-leaping?

Eight tiny reindeer have precisely 32 sharp hooves and 16 sets of
antlers. 10 lords a-leaping might have some dueling pistols. So I
guess the thing you have to ask is how big is the arena? Advantage
lords if they have enough range. Advantage reindeer if they're close
enough to toss some hooves and antlers around.

Then you have to take into account that the fat man will probably be
dropping some damage from the side lines, waking up the lords the
night before since he knows when you're sleeping and can ninja into
your house through your chimney. We all know that lords have chimneys.

I'd have to give this fight to the reindeer.

MIHRSOU alert


 

  Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Manitoba Integrated High Risk Sex Offender Unit (MIHRSOU) is a joint forces unit of the Winnipeg Police Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. MIHRSOU today provides information regarding Gregory William TOTTLE, 64 years of age, a convicted sex offender who is considered a HIGH RISK to become involved in further sexual offences.
 
TOTTLE was released from Stony Mountain Institution on December 24, 2009, after serving a 2 year 1 month sentence for Sexual Interference. He is expected to take up residence in Winnipeg.
 
TOTTLE has a previous conviction for Sexual Assault. Although TOTTLE participated in some sex offender treatment programs while in prison, he is still considered a HIGH RISK to re-offend. Females under 18 years of age are at risk.
 
 

 
Community Notification
This information is provided to enable members of the public to take suitable measures to protect themselves. Any form of vigilante activity or other unreasonable conduct directed at Mr. TOTTLE will not be tolerated.
 
 
 
Name: Gregory William TOTTLE
     
DOB:                     1945-11-18
 
Height:                    173 cm (5' 8 ")

Weight:                  76 kg (167 lbs)
 
Hair:                      Grey

Eyes:                     Brown
 
Race:                    Caucasian
 
Distinguishing marks: None
 
IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT TOTTLE AND WISH TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO A POLICE OFFICER, PLEASE CALL THE MANITOBA INTEGRATED HIGH RISK SEX OFFENDER UNIT (MIHRSOU) AT (204) 984-1888.

 
Background information:
 
Gregory William TOTTLE is a 64 year old male with a criminal record for sexual offences against children.
 
In 1985, TOTTLE was convicted of a Sexual Assault against a 10 year old girl. More recently, he committed a series of sexual acts against a young child who was related to him. The victim was two years old when the offence commenced and four years old when it ended. On November 28, 2007, TOTTLE was sentenced to 25 months for Sexual Interference in relation to those acts. He had served 11 months in custody prior to being sentenced. 
 
On December 24, 2009, he will be released from prison and is expected to take up residence in Winnipeg.
 
TOTTLE has participated in some sex offender treatment programs while in custody. However, he is still considered a HIGH RISK to re-offend. Females under the age of 18 years are at risk of sexual violence. 
 
This information will be displayed on the Manitoba Justice Sex Offender Website:
 
 
______________________________________________________________________
This information is provided to enable members of the public to take suitable measures to protect themselves. Any form of vigilante activity or other unreasonable conduct directed at Gregory William TOTTLE will not be tolerated.
 
If you have information about Mr. TOTTLE and wish to speak directly to a police officer, please call the Manitoba Integrated High Risk Sex Offender Unit (MIHRSOU) at
(204)984-1888.
 

For further information contact either:
Constable Jacqueline Chaput, Public Information Officer
Constable Jason Michalyshen, Public Information Officer


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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Maddy's in town!

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