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Did he plug himself into the wall?

In summer time my little brother was living with me. My electricity
bills were $50-$60/month. He moves out and now they're consistently
$15-$25/month. This leaves me wondering if he plugged himself into the
wall to recharge at night.

Observed

A car drives up, beams of light from it's grill a perfect extension of
it's aggressive contours. The vehicle pulls into an empty bay in a
frantic rush. Almost as if the driver had jumped out of the car before
it stopped, they appear behind the tail lights, quickly closing the
distance between themselves and the gas station door.

Less than two minutes later right back in the car.

No gas. Only bones today.

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Hooey Booey is going to Afghanistan wtf?

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Updates.

So what's been happening lately? Blackberry announced the 9700,
Android is trying to overtake the iPhone, my iPhone gave me a bit of a
scare when it froze and wouldn't reboot. Dyson came out with a new
"bladeless" fan and I used the Dyson Airblade for the first time.

I've been looking at houses without much success, finally got my name
placard at work and got two non-functioning iPod cables from Deal
Extreme.

There's your update.

Female Behaviour Men Will No Longer Tolerate

1. You say to us, "You're not romantic anymore." Fine, we'll try
harder. But only if you agree to initiate once in a while, too. Deal?

2. Then there's "You never listen." This is not an inherently male
trait. I mean, how many times does a guy have to explain the
infield-fly rule?

3. No, you don't look fat. Did we mention how you never listen?

4. If you ask our opinion, please don't get mad when we give it. The
color of the curtains shouldn't be a referendum on our relationship.

5. It's just a spider, for Pete's sake. Step on it.

6. We worked a 60-hour week, took out the garbage, did the dishes,
paid the bills, walked the dog, changed the oil, picked up the dry
cleaning, read to the kids, and gave you equal time. All we're asking
for is 3 hours on the couch on Sunday.

7. No more deflecting responsibility for crummy behavior with cute and
kittenish responses. You can't giggle your way out of trouble anymore.

8. You know damn well what we're doing in there. Stop asking.

9. Forget the notion that raising kids is harder than maintaining
gainful employment. More important? Yes. But harder? No.

10. If you continue to dump on our best friend, we will probe the
(many) character tics of all your friends.

11. If you want to have kids, you have to have sex. This is not a
complaint. This is science.

12. Somewhere, somehow, women were sold this idea of "fashionably
late." Men don't get this. Make up a fashion emergency if you must,
but don't ask us to be intentionally tardy. It's like asking us to
kick the host in the groin.

13. Yes, that woman is hot. Yes, we appreciate beauty. That's why
we're with you.

14. We do listen. And empathize. But when your troubles have been
analyzed until there's nothing left to talk about, can we please stop
talking about them?

15. If we fell in love with you when you had long hair, we're going to
want you to keep your long hair until death do us part. We'll beg, but
would prefer not to.

16. As for commitment ultimatums, just address numbers 1 through 15 on
this list, then we'll talk.