Marilyn Manson

He's really just Leonard Cohen trying to sing.

How to eat a pomegrante mess free!

I used to loathe pomegranate simply because it was such a pain to eat.
Peel a bit, suck the stuff off the seeds without crushing them getting
them out. Yuck!

I learned this secret today... the seeds sink in water, everything
else... floats! So more or less, quarter the pomegranate, then toss it
in a bowl of water. Brush all the seeds off the membrane and you will
now have seedy goodness in the bottom of the bowl.

First C&B of the season!

Are we human?

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Did he plug himself into the wall?

In summer time my little brother was living with me. My electricity
bills were $50-$60/month. He moves out and now they're consistently
$15-$25/month. This leaves me wondering if he plugged himself into the
wall to recharge at night.

Observed

A car drives up, beams of light from it's grill a perfect extension of
it's aggressive contours. The vehicle pulls into an empty bay in a
frantic rush. Almost as if the driver had jumped out of the car before
it stopped, they appear behind the tail lights, quickly closing the
distance between themselves and the gas station door.

Less than two minutes later right back in the car.

No gas. Only bones today.

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Blow out candles?

There’s an app for that.